How can you not love this man? [X]

You have to love him. Tis only sensible and right.


where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell



My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour)